Saloon ladies, what do you think of this toy?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jackie the jerk, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    If you man came out of the bathroom right before a sex session with one of these on, would you laugh or think it was kinda sexy?















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  2. SeXtion 8

    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

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    Theres a dikfer on his chin.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'd piss the bed from laughing so hard
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    bless you jackie for finding a sexual device that leaves me stumped for words.............. :hat:
     
  5. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'd be puzzled but we could incorporate it into sex play... Maybe I'd wear it. :hhh:
     
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    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

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    Anyone else curious on what Jackie was googling when he came across this jem?
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Silver butt-plug with real horse hair.

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    Only $3,425 :eek:
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :spit:

    now that you mention it..............
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    God no :jj:
     
  11. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I was looking through some old gifs and saw that old lady holding one up to her chin, so I was thinking if anyone really thought that was a sexy thing or what, I didnt want to use the old lady as an example......see?

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  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    What's wrong with that guy's chin?
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I can't lie, I'd take it for a spin to see what it could offer.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I'd probably use it if it was in the dark so no one could see.
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dear Keyword,


    Please leave HC's butthole alone.


    Sincerely,


    HC's butthole
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    uh huh
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    You must be flexible to get your own head down on yourself.
     
  19. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :secret: me, too.

    Once the hysterical laughter subsided.
     
  20. nserafini

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    Would the strap not cause cauliflower ear ? My insurance may not cover that