Saloon True Confessions

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Confess something of a personal nature herein.




    I'll start.

    I prefer to sleep in the nude. Even if I wear stuff to bed, somehow it comes off.

    :facepalm:
     
  2. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    ^^ Weirdo Perv ^^
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    I met a woman for dinner last night, didn't really want anything to happen.
    She initiated contact, it went where I didn't want it to go and now there
    are hurt feelings.
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i watch porn with chubby girls on my computer sometimes
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    ^^^ Butthurt faggit ^^^
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh shit. :munch:

    This sounds good. Where'd it go? What are the hurt feelings?
     
  7. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    About what, "How's The Vyb?".
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It's "What's teh Vyb?" :dance:
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Blow job. Her feelings.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Ugh.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You dropped loads and then told her to get the fuck out?
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    No. She went home. She lives 100 miles away. Then asked me this morning via text, if there
    was someone who lives here that I was interested in. I was honest. I said
    yes. Sand commenced from that point forward.
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    are you insane!!
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh my. Well, she asked, and you were honest. :dontknow:
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Yes.
     
  16. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    Unreciprocated oral never ends well.

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  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Well, I should have stopped it. I know
     
  18. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you forgot the golden rule when you get a free blowie and then the girl asks about other women...

    DENY
    DENY
    DENY


    now you can forget a boooty call blowie anytime soon from this pig
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    I didn't want one. I wanted to just be friends. Things got out of hand.
     
  20. GHP

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    I once threw a water balloon at the pizza delivery guy. He reported me and they wouldn't deliver to our house anymore