Salooners... help me settle an argument on MILFS

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    ok. we all know where MILF came from. it came from American Pie when everyone said Stifflers mom was a MILF.

    she was a MILF because she had a kid that had friends that were an age suitable for sex. that is a MILF.

    my buddy is arguing with me saying that any chick that has a kid that is hot is a MILF.

    that doesnt make sense. so an 18 year old smoking hot chick that just had a kid could be labeled a MILF?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Technically he's right
     
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    Anyone who's a mother is automatically eligible for MILF status.

    I will never be a MILF. :cool:
     
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    LULZ Francisco is barren
     
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    see, i disagree.
     
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    I just pwned your uterus :cool:
     
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    What about when you're a GILF? :giggle:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I see your point, but the verbiage dictates that it's a "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"
     
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    You're throwing cougar parameters in with the milf definition. :nono:
     
  10. Shivvy

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    but the origin of the word came about when the 18 year old boys were gawking at a 40 something year old woman
     
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    Nope. I just don't want kids. :cool:
     
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    I will kill you
     
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    :sex:
     
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    Everyone in here that said any mother at any age is a MILF is correct. The thinking by some is that she has to be older but its not, if she is a mother that you would like to fuck, regardless of age, is a MILF.
     
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    I hope Jackiethejerk dies
     
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    Well, hello there. :marx:
     
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    Makes 2 of us.
     
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    A. I'm shocked you have a buddy.

    B. He's right on this one.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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    technically your buddy is right, but the spirit of the milf concept is that she's a older lady, like in her 30s when you're in your teens or 30s or 40s when you're in your 20s.