Sal's Married Sex Life

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by No Head Games, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. No Head Games

    No Head Games Well-Known Member

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    Is not any better than mine. I wonder how many other married guys are like Sal and I?

    Any other guys out there who have been married for 10 plus years who aren't getting any?
     
  2. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    You guys are such pussies
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    You should be getting it once a week. Except when she is on her period. Feel free to double up the following week.
     
  4. NotMyBro

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    Apparently, the best way to marry is to find some hooker who "modeled" in Europe and Middle East and then marry her with a prenup and then fuck her with condoms (which are stored in a locked box btw).

    According to some people, that leads to a perfect marriage. :dontknow:
     
  5. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    If you're not getting any, you may want to just pick your wife up, carry her to the sack and do her.
     
  6. fredrogers

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    Will be married for 14 years this October. We had our son in 2004, and it has slowed down to a few times a month. To be completely honest, I'm fine with that. I'm too tired most of the time.

    When I want to cum, I yank on my dick for a few minutes until I spray into a paper towel and it's over. No fuss, no muss.
     
  7. chuk

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    This is what you have to look forward to (NSFW):

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  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Trust me, Beth ain't thrilled with any of that condom bullshit with an old man. But a gold digger's got to do what a gold digger's got to do. 5 year marriage mark coming up in October. Her best friend Katie cashed out for big money on old sucker Billy Joel.
     
  9. Jake Dog

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    You're kidding, right??? I hold the record :secret:
     
  10. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    Married 22 years and she's already walked by me a couple times tonight and grabbed my dick. Women in their 40's are fucking insane and I love it.
     
  11. gotnolife

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    Was married for 17 years and the last 8 were just like Sal and Christine. I would work all damn day come home to a filthy house and maybe, just maybe dinner on the table. We both worked before the second kid so it was fair game that we split everything but after the second kid she stayed home and spent us into bankruptcy. It's been 5 years since my divorce. Living in Indiana there is no alimony. We split custody so support is minimal.
    Sal should move.
     
  12. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Just take your wife against her will. Not to worry, its not like its considered "Rape" rape...:coffee:
     
  13. killallposers

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    you gave me some hope. guess i just have to wait for my wife to hit her 40s.
     
  14. check1

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    I've been married 12 years (or is it 13). Fucked like rabbits for the first 5, slowed down a bit for years (something between 1-3 x per month..ish) and for some reason fuck like crazy now for the past few years. She's pregnant right now, so I wake up half the week with her workin' me. :c
     
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    :jj:
     
  16. slipkid69

    slipkid69 AKA...Dick Delicious VIP

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    I think the best part of this statement is after I read it, I look over and see a pic of Mr. Rogers!
    Just can't imagine Fred yanking on his pecker.
     
  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You should start removing towels from the roll before you finish. It's gross when people follow you later.
     
  18. Ipokesmot

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    Fuck that, just bang a new chick every 2 weeks.
     
  19. Zarathustra

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  20. somedude61

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    That is why you never get a joint bank account. Keep her in the dark as to how much money you actually make. That way, when you get hookers, she doesn't know and she doesn't notice the money missing.

    Sure some say it is a wife's duty to have sex with her husband. But let's get real. Fucking the same woman over many years gets boring and fucking one who would rather sleep than have sex is no fun. The key is getting a wife who is willing to experiment well into the marriage. Those are very hard to find so the bottom line is just don't get married.