Sal's On Air Dumb Shtick

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  1. Ali

    Ali Member

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    Please tell me guys he's playing dumb? Who in their right mind would say the Alamo is located in Alaska :facepalm:
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    He once said he couldn't find California on a US map, it's all horse shit.
     
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    Exactly. Contrived, unfunny, desperate-for-attention horse shit of the highest order.
     
  4. EddyG

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    schtick is correct spelling
     
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    Nah, I like Sal and really think he is dumb when it comes to things like geography.
    I knew people in the past who were afraid to take a bus in Chicago for fear of getting lost and not being abble to get back home.
     
  6. Wiggy

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    I'm a turtle.

    My cock is gone!

    So full of shit. When he used to go on the WUS before it got Turk'd he was very articulate. Plus, I don't think an idiot could pass the series 7.
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    It's all a bit. Someone posted on Youtube a while back showing Sal saying the potato famine was in Idaho. Everyone laughs and calls Sal dumb, etc, etc. Then they showed a video of Sal months before saying IRELAND'S potato famine while mocking his wife's cooking. So it's all fake.
     
  8. Ali

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    No it isn't
     
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  9. Ali

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    geography? It's common sense! Who doesn't know the Alamo is in TX?

    OR, he once didn't know where Mexico is located, give me a BREAK.
     
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    That dumb act is a gimmick . They tried to do the same lame bit with Bob Leavey as heard on dawgshed when they made him fake that he couldn't say hedonism .
     
  11. EddyG

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    I checked,we are both right,it can be spelled either way,sorry for wasting your time.
    Shtick | Definition of shtick by Merriam-Webster
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    a usual way of performing, behaving, speaking, etc. : something that a person likes to do or does well. Are you a trivia master? Test your knowledge with our ...
    Schtick | Definition of schtick by Merriam-Webster
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    Define schtick: —usage, synonyms, more. ... Next Word in the Dictionary: schuetzenfestPrevious Word in the Dictionary: schrundAll Words Near: schtick
     
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    Sal favorited this tweet

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    Who in their right mind listens to that flimsy faggot Howard Stern post 2007?
     
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    In high school one of my friends had to go to the world map and find Africa. He couldn't do it. Then again he was as dumb as an antelope. Either Sal is as dumb as him or he's playing a part. I think he's playing a part.
     
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    I don't even think Sal does this shit for air time . I think they put him up to it as a bit . It's just lame .
     
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    I'm willing to bet Sal knows more than the dumb as a box of rocks Whorse Beth .
     
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    Beer Can Schtick?


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    He's not dumb...he just didn't give a s***.
     
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    Agreed, it's totally fake. They constantly contradict themselves with the fake stuff. Sal once claimed his wife is such a clean freak and so germ-phobic she wouldn't allow him to get in bed with her after he brought a garbage bag out to the garage. Later when they did the bit about Sal growing "cock cheese", they claimed he worked out and didn't shower for several days, then had sex with her. There's very little that's true (or funny) on the show any more.
     
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