Sal's Phony Bullshit

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  1. ThreeOldYentas

    ThreeOldYentas New Member Banned User

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    Artie hit the nail on the head in his fight with Sal, Sal is the biggest phony on the show. You creatures worship him like he's the trailblazer of honesty, and it's bullshit. Remember when the staff were making revelations, and Howard came up with the weak plastic surgery revelation? Howard could have said 100 more interesting things than that. Robin was burying Howard for it, and the BAD ASS Sal Governale walks in and gives a fucking 10/10. Biggest ass kissing moment of show history, because everybody had to be disappointed by it.


    I'm worked up on Sal because I was just listening to an old show, and heard a SAL IS FUCKING RETARDED bit. Honestly, I listened to about an hour of this shit and Sal thought America was discovered in the 1800, WW1 happened before the Revolutionary War, and just really stupid shit that I don't feel like typing right now. Didn't that hack Bob Levy claim that his dumb guy character was a bit as well? There is no question in my mind that Sal is bullshitting. There's no way he doesn't know where California is on a map.

    The guy is a sleazy weasel who would do anything to get on the show. Even Shuli, yeah FUCKING SHULI called Richard and Sal out for that bullshit in the Hack Pack fight. Say what you want about Shuli but at least he's not gay and hasn't gotten his balls licked to get on the air.

    Edit Because I Forgot Something:

    What straight man wears all that MAKE-UP.
     
  2. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    You know there are ways of condensing these stories and moving them along. You're writing to attract an audience by design. Take some fucking pride in it.

    I'm indifferent to Sal but I'll take an hour of his banter over five seconds of Benjy if I had to choose. Sal's not really a player anymore, kind of an odd choice at this stage of the show's retirement tour when there are a dozen less interesting try-hards, hacks and yes men in front of him. He's not even on the radar in terms of shit list.
     
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    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Didn't Shuli get balls on his face or something like that years ago for tickets?
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Yeah, it's all lies and bullshit, I think that has been established already. So take the mason jar out of your ass, it's making you cranky.
     
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    HubArkishh Active Member

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    [video=youtube_share;C3OvqCGINd8]http://youtu.be/C3OvqCGINd8[/video]
     
  6. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was actually entertained by the Sal "bit" this morning. At least it brought a few laughs to the show and no real 9" cock talk.
     
  7. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    OP is a bitch, that is all
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    whats funnier anal fissures or pink eye?
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Hi Howard. :happywave:
     
  10. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I could think of several ways that I would like to bang Christine Governale. Sal had a hard time coming up with one?

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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    The sal is dumb bit stopped being funny a long time ago.
     
  12. BonDuckwald

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    I don't think anyone here has delusions about Sal's moral character. Early in his tenure, The Smoking Gun reported that he was formerly employed with a boiler room cold-calling scam.

    This doesn't change the fact that his offhand accidental disclosures are one of the last windows into the reality of the show.
     
  13. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sal, to stupid to make a living as an honest stock broker? How surprising!
     
  14. BethsZygote

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    id watch who i called stupid.
     
  15. ThreeOldYentas

    ThreeOldYentas New Member Banned User

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    lol this kid is a retarded wanna be hipster. He tries to be so fucking witty in his one sentence replies. He's always bragging about how he smokes weed, and he supposedly likes Jon Stewart, lmao he once spelled his name as "John" Stewart. This fag doesn't like me because I corrected his spelling on that, he must be a big fan of his. Stupid wanna be.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    ThreeOldYentas stop hitting alert.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    On Youtube there's a video of the Sal saying IDAHO for the potato famine question(Yeah haha Sal is stupid hahaha). Then someone underneath put a link to a video posted showing Sal a year before the Idaho comment saying "IRELANDS" Potato famine in reference to his wife's cooking one day on the show. Always a bit.
     
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  18. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did Wig sic Shuli to get on here and make a ThreeOldYentas account and troll?
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Nothing he ever posts is funny or interesting. And from his voluminous shit piles, you may just be onto something...
    :bigthink
     
  20. DaBUU

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    you sound like a schizo cuz none of that happened.