Sam Simon's butthole finally caves in (and he might finish the Furry Friends Center)

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  1. UpInSmoke123

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enters-twilight-life.html?ito=social-facebook

    Dying Simpsons creator who is giving away his $100million fortune calls cancer an 'amazing experience' as he enters his last days

    • Sam Simon, 59, was diagnosed with terminal colon cancer in 2012
    • Vowed to give away his millions and created his own foundation
    • Divorced in the early 1990s and never had any children
    • Has donated millions to the Sam Simon Foundation and PETA
    • To spend his final months funding projects that feed homeless people
    • Also to his passion to save animals from being killed in animal shelters
    By James Nye for MailOnline and MailOnline Reporter

    Published: 15:21 EST, 10 November 2014 | Updated: 22:19 EST, 10 November 2014

    Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon has described his terminal colon cancer as the 'most amazing experience of my life', because he is surrounded by his loved ones and donating his $100 million fortune to his passion - animal rights.

    Given three months to live in 2012, Simon immediately decided to team up with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) president Ingrid Newkirk, and dedicate his time to the rescue of maltreated animals and conservation.

    Having defied that diagnosis’ original death sentence, Simon continues to push ahead and has also funded projects such as 'Feeding Families' to help with the underprivileged in inner cities.

    And now, as he enters the twilight of his life, has declared himself never happier and finally at peace

    'They showed me my scans', said Simon to NBC's Maria Shriver Project during an interview from his Los Angeles mansion.

    'They said these are the scans of a dead man. I said, 'Is it curable?' And they said, 'We don't use that word.'

    'I will say that the doctor said, 'I can't cure you, but my job is to keep you alive. And he has done a remarkable job of it.

    'He has done great. I have never been happier, so thank you doctor.'

    However, Simon did not shrink from the realities of his condition, nor fail to inject some trademark humor.

    'Cancer is a horrible disease. I am struggling with it,' said Simon to NBC.

    'Its everything that everybody always tells you. It's a journey, it's a fight. But, if you want publicity and you want to pick up girls, then cancer is the greatest thing in the world.'

    Simon has no children and is not married so he wants to give his millions to causes he cares about. He was married to actress Jennifer Tilly in the 1980s but divorced in 1991 though they remain close.

    Having already lived almost one year longer than doctors initially gave him, Simon told Maria Shriver that amazingly, his happiness was a direct result of his cancer diagnosis.
    'Somehow I ended up surrounded by people who love me and take care of me and will do anything for me. That is called happiness. I think I may have had a problem letting it in before.

    'Cancer has been a fight, a journey, an adventure and the most amazing experience of my life.'
     
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    He's friends with PETA along with Ralph and Howard.

    He's a brilliant comedic writer, a horrible horrible judge of character. I wish him the best because I do believe he means well, but he's fallen victim to scum.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

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    I wish him peace. Cancer is a motherfucker.
     
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    Do you think Ralph gets a handout when he passes? I wonder.
     
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    If only Beth's kitten ranch was finished. She could cure him.
     
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    Maybe if he rubs Yoda all over his asshole, he will be miraculously cured.
    Seriously, I wish him the best.
    I can't imagine Wiggy being so generous with his marbles.
     
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    I wonder if they told Sam that all that life prolonging treatment was without a doubt the result of animal testing
     
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    I wonder how much weight HE gained while having cancer. Robin?
     
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    Even he has to know that the idea of a cat ranch is beyond idiotic.........
     
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    Howard will die with a grip on $300 million having done so little with it. His two houses will be filled with junk that Ralph bought, and Beth's two houses will be filled with wicker furniture and about 7 dozen cats and a ferret.
     
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    Howard: Beth, Sam will be dead soon.
    Beth: Boo Hoo. Who cares? Those assholes @ Dawg's just created a post entitled: Is it possible Beth O is the product of horse/giraffe love?

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    I thought Wig doesn't live with her....
     
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    I thought this dude was on his way out. What's taking him so long. He's on bubbas channel.
     
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    I hope Sam snubs the Kitty Cancer Ranch.
     
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    Wiggy must be getting writers cramp from all of the notes he's sending Sam trying to hit him up for cash for Bianca's Furry Friends Health and Wellness Center before Sam checks out.
     
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    Dr. Sarno could fix him
     
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    you can only hope that a guy that has been truly a believer and philanthropist in animal assistance and preservation would see through the smokescreen on this vanity project for a narcissistic wanna be socialite and not only stiff them but in his final days, call out the Sterns and their advocacy for attention
     
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    here's a possible conspiracy for the tin hatters: what if Sam was given cancer, like injected or something, just to get him off the Simpsons gravy train. He gets paid constantly for doing nothing for that show and I'm sure someone is bitter about it
     
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    Simpson's isn't funny. Must be a hollywood thing.
     
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