Sam Simon's house is for sale. Asking $18 million.

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  1. Tony Dogs

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    Cool house.
     
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    Has Ralph ever admitted to being a rent boy?
     
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    Hardly an eco friendly shower in a place with no water. Maybe he has his water recycled? heh T But the house is spectacular. I wonder if the art gets auctioned too?
     
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    Meh. Other than for resale value, wouldn't trade for it.
     
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    Needs more chimney's.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    For all of that money, I'd rather have a bunch of land where my pets could run around, and I could grow things.

    The house pictures look really sterile. No indoor plants, no color, no FUN.
     
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    Pamela Anderson peed in those toilets. Think about that.
     
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    18 million would buy a hell of a spread somewhere else, That house is pretty lame. It look like a school campus
     
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    Good point, bring in the Haz Mat guys.

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm sure they can use a product to sterilize the bathrooms.
     
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    Really!!!! 12 million an acre. Wow. Flat roofs.
     
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    Nice he is donating to charities. I'm sure most are animal related and well vetted.:yay:
     
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    Ridiculous, Flat Roofs......:giggle:
     
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    they should give it to animals who wana live there
     
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    Never understood those. :)
     
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    Beth laughs at that. Her closet costs ten million alone.
     
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    With all the animals that Sam had, even a 7,100 sq ft house must smell mighty ripe. I wonder if the person who buys it will use that fact to knock off a few hundred thousand of the price.
     
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    If I had Millions in the bank I'd have a country club mansion so I could do 18 holes whenever I felt like it.

    What's the point in having a large acreage if you're not going to do anything cool with it.
     
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    Only $9,000 a sq ft. Screaming bargain.

    EDIT: I see that price is for two homes. Whew, I was afraid it was extravagant.