San Andreas

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  1. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I saw the new movie San Andreas. It was pretty stupid, but the daughter has wicked nice tits, so it was good. And that's my review.:grad:
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    You could just tell from the trailers that this movie was destined to be a steaming pile.



    But between this gal and Carla Gugino, it just might make the 'must see' list anyway. ;)
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    And they will continue to make such steaming piles, because the steaming piles known as "Americans" keep going to see them. They are really just in the money making business, not movie making. (no offense, skip)
     
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    Worst fucking movie ever.

    the rock is a very poor public servant in this movie. Very negligent.
    The quiet moments with his ex wife were also very touching, especially since the whole world around them was going to hell.

    the topper is when he said it's been awhile since he got to second base with her AS HE LANDED ON SECOND BASE IN THE GIANT STADIUM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A EARTHQUAKE.


    O.O
     
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    No interest in the movie, but it's a great video game.
     
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    Awesome rack.

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    You make me not miss Roger Ebert.
     
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    Great review you covered all the key points!
     
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    These guys already did the whole San Andreas fault movie thing.[​IMG]

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    It's not all Americans fault.
    They make all these super hero, disaster movies because they can sell them overseas with little tweeking.
    That's what also killed the unknown character actor.
    These piles of shirt have to have stars that are internationally famous.
     
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    Are there any close-ups with her when the shaking starts?
    I won't be seeing this movie so it's okay to tell me.
     
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    :naz::naz:
     
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    Not so much shaking, and that's where the director fucked up major. There was some very good running however, with some really terrific bounce effects.:grad:
     
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    You mean how he steals the city of LA's helicopter that's supposed to be used to rescue people around there but instead he flies it 400 miles to SF to save his daughter (with the wicked nice tits)? :dontknow:
     
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    Holy Mother of God!:grad:
     
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    But it wasn't in SENSURROUND!
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    "OTISBURG?"
     
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    The film might be "stupid" but is it entertaining.

    A lot of good films are ridiculous but still fun to watch. All the Fast and Furious films are stupid but are still a lot of fun (apart from the 4th).
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    my wife loves stupid movies like this so i had to go with her - sweet baby jesus what a steaming pile. and yes, that chick has wicked nice tits. the underwater swimming scene she had towards the end was evocative.
     
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