Sandra Bernhard & Johnny Depp Zoo Za Zoo Christa Miller & why daughters were MIA from birthday bash!

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I got a request from @JessOnCrack to put together a female-centric Zoo Za Zoo not too long ago for her to execute. I was watching the Rockets vs Spurs and had SiriusXM on the PC in the background and saw Christa Miller (Scrubs, Cougar Town, Drew Carey etc) was on this Jenny Hutt Show on STARS and decided to throw something together on the spot.

    @JessOnCrack happens to do pretty good young Sandra Bernhard impression, so I thought she should call Christa as if they met in the Hamptons during a Beth event. The chronic Canuck emasculator came through and pulled it off with a nice FEMALE Zoo Za Zoo as Sandra.

    I couldn't help myself, so I followed it up as "Johnny (Depp) in LA" to needle about why the daughters weren't at the Birthday Bash and off course Zoo Za Zoo of my own. I go to ask about why Artie wasn't at the bash, and get cut off.

    Bare with me, their equipment sucks tonight, hard to hear them, and there's weird sound drops I think. OR maybe they got the Zoo Za Zoo riot act back east??? I' ALMOST got ask about @GaryPuppet and Christa on twitter but they were really pithy and weird on the phones.

    @JessOnCrack is first as Sandra and I'm second. I give Christa credit, she's actually pretty candid about Howard and his daughters weirdness.



     
  2. DrivenByDemons

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    I haven't even listened and I'm already laughing :jj:
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    this

    just the read is awesome by itself
     
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    I know what to expect from this dude and he never disappoints
     
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    the second she said ...your soooo pretty christa

    she had them in her hand
     
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  6. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Dig in, I love @JessOnCrack as Sandra but I'm really biased because I'm in the EP of it.
     
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    :jumping:
     
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    he is epic arm...no doubt about it
     
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    Thank you sir, as one my fav posters!
     
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    It's EXACTLY how Sandra would say it. Wish I could take credit for that specific line???!
     
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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You take requests?
     
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    Those two cunts, Fat Jenny the Hut and Christa Miller and her mangled face are insufferable and such ass-lickers. :suicide:

    Other than that, hilarious calls. "ZooZaZooey" :jj:
     
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    Of course!! I almost posted a thread about that, but I felt like pompous ass. But really it's not, it's for the good of the @dawg shed.

    You have someone or some show in mind?? I hit their sports channels REALLY hard today but I'll post it tomorrow or Saturday.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'll think about it.
     
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    Thank you HTB!! that Jenny Hutt is CERTIFIABLE Lawng Island JAP yenta as they come. She would not yapping while I was on hold, almost missed our opening because of her Yenta crap.
     
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    Both vids are the same clip of Jess. I didn't hear you Arm?
     
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    Spin the dial, there's SOOO many shows out there now, it's limitless.
     
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    Are you kidding?? On mine it's playing fine. Here's mine.....

     
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    agreed....it was a quality set up
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    thats what makes reading the description so fucking funny

    you know its gonna be a slam dunk

    top shelf work going on right there...both of you great job
     
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    Zis is jost vocking cleepy. Let zese poor people be.
     
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