Santa was a jew

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    What do you mean was?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was actually just thinking about how stupid the dreidel is.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did you have to sing the dreidel song in school, OP?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's awful.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I know it mostly from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classic. Can't find a site that will let me attach it.
     
  7. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have a little dreidel
    I made it out of clay
    And when it’s dry and ready
    Oh dreidel, I shall play

    Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
    I made you out of clay
    And when you’re dry and ready
    Oh Dreidel we shall play

    Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
    I made you out of wood
    And when you are all ready
    I’ll play you when I could

    Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
    I made you out of glass
    And when you are all ready
    I’ll play you on the grass

    Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
    I made you out of gold
    And when you are all ready
    I’ll play you in the cold
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yup, and it was a public school and there was no Jewish kids in my class but there were a few in the school. We had to learn it for some sort of caroling thing they did in the gym for our parents. Forcing us to sing that didn't do any favors for the Jewish kids. It escalated a WTF attitude toward them.
     
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    I remember back in the old days ( the 70s ) we used to sing xmas songs and Hanaka songs. I never got the dradle thing . Im not Jewish so I didnt understand why we had to sing it. I remember the music teacher telling us about the lamp oil thing and thinking to myself , come on now , thats goofy. LOL The same music teacheer used to have us sing songs from fiddler on the roof. I was into thjat because i thought it was cool a guy would jump around on the roof like batman or something.
     
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    We did no Jewish holiday observations in my school. Everything was Christian.
    There were no Jewish kids.
    Oddly, the same district now gives off the high holy days. I wonder who takes those days off.
     
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    don't try to give Santa to us,that fat ass is all yours.
     
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    Christians= heaven
    Everyone else= :shit:
     
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    You're Polish :lol: Put some Shitpiles on that
     
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    How about 99% jewish kids in a protestant school singing christmas carols. Thats what I did.I didn`t mind since they were nice songs. Even allot of the teachers were jewish.
     
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    I sing, "Jayla, Jayla, Jayla, I made her out of clay" to my niece when I hug her and she loves it.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Santa is non-denominational

    Hanukkah Harry is Jewish
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    Whats with the blue, is he a crip?
     
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    Probably a Pollack. :cwl: