Sarah Jessica Parker on the latest cover of Harper's Bazaar Magazine (China edition)

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  1. ooogie

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    Um....not sure what to even say about this.:scratch:
     
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    She looks even sillier than usual. And she's become Asian!
     
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    Did Howard do the photoshop for this? :puke:
     
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    Did she have surgery recently?????
     
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    Sure does look Gooky there
     
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    Oohfah, even photoshop can't help her.
     
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    Tranny.
     
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    She looks like an alien tranny.
     
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    Looks like she hit that long wall they have over there
     
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    Can't understand how Matthew Broderick wakes up every morning next to that face. She may be a vapid golddigging moron, but Beth is much easier on the eyes than SJP.
     
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    when did it become acceptable to put cartoonish paintings on mag covers...its been about 10yrs now:dontknow:. wonder when that stupid fad will reverse itself. we pay big $ for a "concert" to watch our favorites lipsynch to their dvd & dance:facepalm: so i'm pretty sure we're just one dumb happy bunch of mo-rons.
     
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    No shit. That's really creepy. :eek:
     
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    That picture is supposed to sell magazines?

    :uscratch:
     
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    Sarah Jessica Parker is a well known actress of stage, screen and television with a net worth of $90 million. Sarah Jessica Parker has earned her net worth through the many performances in the theatre, in films and her many roles on television series, such as Sex in the City.

    Matthew is worth 1/2 that at 45 million. Not to bad but but the women have a longer shelf life
     
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    The first time I saw Sara Jessica Parker was in a cheesy early 80s movie with Helen Hunt when I was a kid. They played some kind of high school dancers....I think it was a Footloose ripoff or something. Parker had to be about 18 or 19 and she wasn't even attractive back then. She's NEVER EVER been attractive. She still looked like a tranny in her teens. I couldn't believe she became a "star" like 15 years later. She's an uggo and she's not a good actress. She must have sold her soul to the same Crossroads Demon Stuttering John did....
     
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    The ugly American is very popular in China.:asian:
     
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    Are you suggesting that Matthew is into her for her money? $45 million isn't enough?