Satori Brah...I need some workout advice.

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  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    How do I prevent myself from getting a boner at the gym and what can I do to fix the situation if I get a boner at the gym again?

    Today I was on the treadmill and this hot chick got on a couple of treadmills down from me. Next thing I know I am fantasizing about fucking her and then I bone up. Fortunately I was wearing a long t-shirt and then this old fat guy with horrible BO got on the treadmill next to me (in between me and her). My boner immediately went away. Aside from hanging out with that old dude at the gym every time I'm about to bone up, what is the best way to prevent this from happening again?

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  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    what kind of yoga pants should i wear?
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You probably shouldn't. Just sayin'
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    shit, sorry basket.
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    im afraid of getting the camel toe :facepalm:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Too easy. :wtf:
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    clean & jerk dumbass
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    moose knuckle
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    why are you on a treadmill? you disgust me
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Horrible advice.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Just answer the question, faggot.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    The same thing happens to me at the gym
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    dammit. i will try harder next time Lord
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    More like an elephant's knuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    picture your grandmother on the toilet :facepalm: you're welcome
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Way too small IMO. :ucoffee: