Satori vs Kanye

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Jul 11, 2014.

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Satori vs Kanye: A street fight to the death.

  1. Satori wins

    50.0%
  2. Kanye wins

    18.2%
  3. neither... Crossfit is for fags

    50.0%
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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who would win in a Crossfit street fight?

    :munch:
     
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  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    wasn't Satori a marine? I wou'int fuck with him.

    :chair:
     
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  3. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    I think Brah would kill him. Ain't Kanye like 5'3'' or some shit?
     
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  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Fuck me I thought this am be a rap battle :sad:
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Marines have lost fights before. :dontknow: I'd imagine a Crossfit street fight would feature spandex and Reeboks.
     
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  6. zingger

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    Oh. :fag: I want to vote again then.
     
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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    And a bunch of open handed slapping.
     
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  8. Gomez

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    Kanye could out-electronic music him, tho. :grad:
     
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  9. Gomez

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    they've lost fights to other marines, but not to a 5'2" puertorican kid
     
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  10. Mack

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    what is the origin of their spat?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Sat would twist Dub into bookends.
     
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    Brah is going to kick Mack's ass for multiple votes in a three option poll.
     
  14. zingger

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    Si :lil mexican:
     
  15. Mack

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    :yes:
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    They oughta wear some of those fluorescent green "toe" shoes and make it official.
     
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  17. Mack

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    pretty much anything goes in my polls.
     
  18. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: you got to be kidding
     
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  19. Mack

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    What if we let Kanye team up with his faithful sidekick wetback?
     
  20. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    If they're just scrapping, my money is on brah... But since it involves crossfit, I went w/ option c.
     
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