Discussion in 'The Bar' started by nightshift, Jun 27, 2015.
im at work
My God...first normal shit I've seen tonight.
whats goong on howie
Stand by for funny
Gotta walk the pooch. It's still dark so there should be plenty of faggot joggers with lighted sneakers
I like that gooong on thing, btw... This shit is unreal.
im sitting down fir funny
Good morning gaywads
We had the AC guy come out the other day for our yearly check-up via our 10 year parts and labor warranty...blah blah blah.
Guy says "your capacitor is looking like dog shit so I'm gonna put in a new one." He does that has me sign the no charge paperwork and is on his way. Sometime shortly after we notice a weird vibration coming from the living room wall where the coils enter the house. Never heard that shit before, so I give them a call the next day and they grudgingly come out to take a look...seems the compressor is suddenly vibrating more than usual... guy says "we can replace the compressor, but everything checks out...you guys sure you didn't do anything to it?""
So I says..."dude, you came out and did something to this unit and all the sudden it's acting up like it never has in the 6 yearss since I bought it...yes, if that's gonna fix it then order up a new compressor and fix that shit." BOOM...got one on order.
Now tonight, the fucking thing shuts down all together...call them up and the lady is like..."it's your compressor...we have it on order" I say "bullshit, get someone out here to asses the situation". Guy comes out and the fucking thing blew the fuse on my house panel...checks it all out and gets it up and running again...tries telling me that maybe my electrical panel is going bad...
I said "look, man... You fucking guys came out here did some shit, then all the sudden the compressor is going bad and tripping my panel..and yer gonna try and tell me It's MY fucking fault???"
Faggots better make this shit right and quick.
fuck yeah thry better!!
whats that mean?!?
Bitch....you been around here long enough to know.
Can you repeat that? I wasn't listening
Hes been wordy lately
What are you doing
You need to calm your capacitor my boy