News Saturday is Mrs shitty's birthday and I have no clue what to get her

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  1. Shivvy

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    Lame when you have joint bank accounts. Not like I can surprise her. I was thinking a temperpedic pillow and one of those Yeti coozis
     
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    she'll be thrilled with that :rolleyes:

    think: jewelry
     
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    Divorce papers.
     
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    Dick in a box..
     
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    Get her a vibrator because you suck in bed.
     
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    A vibrator is actually an interesting gift. Not an 18" six D-cell black vibrator, but a small HIGH FREQUENCY buzzer type of "clitoral stimulation device"... get one that comes with a spatula... because you'll need it to scrape your bride off the ceiling after use of the vibrator...
     
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    She's got the rabbit
     
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    I plan on getting her that Svedka red white and blue vodka. It's supposed to taste like that popsicle from the ice cream truck from when were kids. Remember that shit?
     
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    How about a ride with Herman the one eyed German.
     
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    how bout a vacation. for you.
    that will give her some quality time with the BF :jj:
     
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    Create a Match.com account for her and find her a boyfriend.
     
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    That's a good idea.
    You should think about getting a wrapper for one of the popsicles, put your dick in it and see it you can trick her into sucking it once she's polished half of the bottle of vodka off.
    :idea:
     
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    :lol:

    @Schmoopy
     
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    Good idea. She definitely needs to drink more. :facepalm:
     
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