Saturday Morning "NOW It's Memorial Day Weekend!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, May 26, 2012.

  1. Neesie

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    Finally. Somebody normal.
     
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    So after sleeping on it, still excited about the house?
    What did your aunt say?


    Morning heathens
     
  5. Neesie

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    I musta been drunk, cuz she didn't say squat...
     
  7. Engaged Chicken

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    I was this close to starting this damn thread myself. :ucoffee:
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    How's your dad?
     
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    You fucked it up. :ucoffee:
     
  10. Slippy

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    I missed this. Did you/she make an offer?

    Don't try to explain the difference between renting and owning to Schmoopy.
     
  11. Slippy

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    alive

    that's the best we've got right now, and if you wouldn't mind Warmth, I can't talk about it anymore right now

    random shit, please
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    I can do that.


    Pull my finger
     
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    You have a day off, or what?
     
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    I tried it akso over an issue that is bothering me; I musta got ECs aunt.

    She told me to bake some cookies
     
  15. Engaged Chicken

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    It worked! :yay:
     
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    Oh wait, my aunt isn't dead yet. And she sure as fuck isn't baking any cookies.
     
  17. Neesie

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    :secret: Actually I didn't follow your facakta instructions at all...
     
  18. Slippy

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    My PP walked into my bedroom yesterday morning, and as he was talking to me, accidentally let one slip. We simply don't fart in front of each other, but accidents happen.

    Within 45 seconds flat I had the window open and had to leave the room.

    You guys brew some serious smells. ]
     
  19. Engaged Chicken

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    :secret: Then that's why it didn't work.


    :uhammer:
     
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    Good morning ladies and the rest of you miscreants...