Saturday morning thread let's do really witty responses thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jdwhatever, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ha ha ha ha
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    splashwut
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Ham sandwich walks into a bar...bar tender says ...we don't serve food here.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    **engaaged chicken response here**
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :hippie:
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    insert a witty response here
     
  7. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member

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    Sunday morning




    :coffee:
     
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  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I JUST SHIT MY PANTS.
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Fennel? I almost... :bigthink
     
  10. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Wanna pretend to have a waffle with me?
     
  11. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i read that in george bretts voice
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    I'm going to get mad if you don't eat a waffle with me
     
  13. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Well ya don't look sick.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I may as well just sell my soul to the devil... :facepalm:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    That's it
    I'm pissed
     
  16. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    If someone asks you if you got your hair cut, tell them no, "I'm shedding" :nojj:
     
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    Shedding Skin mention! :cheer:
     
  18. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Good morning all...I know a good joke about a roof but it would be way over you all heads. I also made up this joke about a bed. :coffee:
     
  19. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one who gives a shit that this guy is posting Saturday morning threads on a Sunday?
     
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  20. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Awwww, why change it up and start now?

    lols
     
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