Saturday Night Sex Thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bristol Chicken, Jun 20, 2015.

  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Now that I have your attention.

    Have you ever hooked up later in life with the one that got away in your youth?
    I'm talking the one that broke your heart, the one you lusted after, the one that didn't even know you were alive.

    And when I say hooked up it doesn't necessarily mean sex or even romance, perhaps just a solid friendship.

    Lets hear your stories.
     
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  2. TheWonk

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    :bigthink
     
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  3. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    married 30 years. I'm looking forward to the stories as well.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No, the one that got away, I never got a chance with again. Was totally in love with her when I was about 16. Life is romantically tough when you're a kid. :snicker:

    I'm just glad a Dawgshed member didn't get away from me. :c

    *I got clearance to write that hahaha*
     
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  5. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Yes, I recently met up with the guy I was madly in love with in high school. We were kind of a "pretend couple" in high school. We did everything together, he carried my books to class (yes, I'm THAT old :facepalm:) drove me home, etc. But, we never took that big step and made it "official." Then I met my husband, and the rest was history. I spent almost 30 years wondering, "What if.....?"

    Well, turns out he's kind of an odd bird now. :( If I could do it over, I never would have met up with him. I would have rather hung on to the memories of the hottie I was in love with, instead of knowing he turned out to be a goofball.

    He's still pretty damn hot, though.... :oops:

    Now, didn't you say something about sex? Don't mind if I do..... :marx:
     
  6. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Oh boy. I could write paragraphs on this but I think I'm better off just


    [​IMG]
     
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  7. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Oh, come ON!!!! :tantrum:

    I told my stupid story, now spill it! :nag:
     
  8. EmperorsNewCaps

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    no
     
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  9. OV

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    Sex on Saturday night? Who's complaining?
     
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  10. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    Me too
     
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  11. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Ever look her up on Face book?
     
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    I only wish I was having sex on Saturday night..

    Instead I am posting here. :rolleye:
     
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    I'm actually working on fucking the girl again who I fucked for the first time (both of our firsts).

    She's still completely hot, makes my dick hard instantly, just divorced 2x now. :jj:
     
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    SEX? IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! SEX?IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! SEX?IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! SEX?IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! SEX?IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! IN!!!
     
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    Maybe if you come out the next time I hang out with Deee.

     
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  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No, I just put it in the past. I'm happy with my life and who I've been with and who I'm with now.
     
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    You guys are no fun. [​IMG]
     
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    Name the time and the place, pumpkin! :up:
     
  20. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    :munch: Let us know how that goes, will ya?