Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, Jan 4, 2014.
Brand new day. Oy vey.
Dealer: Hand #109561240649: Phil847 wins main pot (10,593) with a full head of steam.
Now collect your tickets and redeem them for a whoopie cushion
Steam is about all his head is full of.
Dealer: Hand #109561304253: Phil847 wins pot (9,174) with a full house of cooties...
House full of cooties. Slippy in 3....2....1.......
It's five fucking degrees out now. FIVE.
You should have slept in until it is at least 10.
I bet it's so cold where Naz is he can't even light his farts
Big deal. The day I left for The Air Force I took a train with no heat...(Jersey Transit of the 70s)...to Newark where I walked from the train station to the Federal Building. It was 1 degree. I was safe from the shvoogies cuz it was so cold, so I enjoyed the walk.
Later that day landing in San Antonio, the temp was 80
Okay, we've covered the weather. Where's Lambert for the celebrity gossip segment??
Lotta tension in here today. I mean the whole site
People are angry. Very, VERY angry.
I need a nap
I gotta piss.
Well, you better go outside then.