Sauce on the side

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    WRONG. get your engrish right. it's "sauce on side."
     
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    those pictures are making me hungry
     
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    anyone who dips their salad into dressing ("on the side") is an asshole. run a couple of god-damned laps.

    Your excess of calories isn't coming from dressing. It's coming from portions.
     
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    Look how squinty Beff's eyes are in that pic. Does she have some chink blood in her?
     
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    And now I want some hibachi chicken, with that awesome creamy sauce that I dump on my fried rice. :buffet:
     
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    What Howard (another thing) fails to understand is that the sauce for most of those chinese entrees is created as a part of the cooking of the food itself. Therefore, when you have an asshole who wants "sauce on side" it's a real pain in the ass for them to figure out how to provide that. He thinks they are just being difficult. Fucking meat whistle.
     
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    its relatively easy to put the sauce on this side with Chinese food because typically it's either from a bottle or some combo of soy and corn starch and some other liquids.
     
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    Yeah, but I think JDDaBadAhz's, point was that sometimes, "the sauce" is a by-product of the flavors of the vegetables with whatever oil(s) they use while stir-frying.
     
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    take the solids out of the wok and build the sauce from there using said by-products. put said sauce on side.
     
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    I have to agree.. that is extreme douche behavior.
     
  16. Charlie Kelly

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    Nah, I've done it many times, you order it steamed (which is on the menu for most places) and they give you the sauce on side, not really a big deal.
     
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    i get steamed too and they always ask sauce on side. i say no(because i dont want MSG) and they always deliver sauce on side anyways.
    the chinese delivery are so appreciative of any tip. i was low on cash once and had only $1 tip and the guy is thanking me twice and trying to shake my hand. meanwhile, if you dont give american delivery guys at least a $5, they look at you like your a scumbag who robbed them
     
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    Maybe I was wrong. But I AM sure of one thing. Howard is a meat whistle.
     
  19. Phil A Sheo

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    So is this guy....

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