Save Eric's Butthole

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Anfkid, Mar 4, 2014.

  1. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    I listened to the clip that ETBH3 posted on his YT channel.

    [video=youtube;zAEcsfZbThY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAEcsfZbThY[/video]

    What happened to Eric the midget??? He sounds near death. Poor feller… hope he stays alive and his buttonhole is not entered by some BBC.
     
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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    I thought he was dead?
     
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    caps lock is like cruise control for cool.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Robin & Howard sound like they're on ISDN, Eric sounds like he's on Skype.
     
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    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    Eric will you ever learn? :giggle:
    [video=youtube;gvYfRiJQIX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYfRiJQIX8[/video]
    You've been Trolled!
    You've been Trolled!
    You have probably been told.
    Don't reply, to this guy;
    he is just getting a rise,
    out of you! Yes it's true,
    you respond and thats his cue
    to start trouble on the double
    while he strokes his manly stubble

    You've been Trolled!
    You've been Trolled!
    You should probably just fold
    When the only winning move is not to play
    And yet you keep on trying,
    Mindlessly Replying.
    You've been Trolled.
    You've been Trolled.
    Have a Nice Day!
     
  10. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I don't think he is long for this world.

    If you listen to his voice from just a few years ago, it's like night and day. I'd say his lung capacity has diminished by at least, 50%. He doesn't even sound like the same person. In recent THSS conversations, they've repeatedly asked him if he has a cold because they can hear the change in his voice. He's always replied:, no.

    His lungs are going fast.

    If you look at recent pictures, he's becoming more scrunched up and compressed; he's probably lost 6 inches of height. He's overweight now and body is completely distorted. Hair completely gray and balding. His eyes are bugging out 24/7 when they didn't do so in the past.

    My guess is that he's still on his Pepsi and MacDonald's diet, so that's digging the grave even faster.

    Stern Show was berating him for missing the Birthday Bash, but I don't think he really gave a shit about going . I think travel is so hard for him now, he just let the B-Day Bash fall thru the cracks.

    He should contact Kendra to see if she'll work as his nurse.
     
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  11. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    He claims to be three feet tall and 80 pounds. His BMI is 43 which is classified as morbidly obese. He openly admits to eating Arby's every week, bacon "every day" and will not consume fruits or vegetables. He sucks down endless amounts of Pepsi and candy. He basically has the diet of a child without parental supervision. He's fatter than he ever accused Artie of being.

    His eyes always bugged out of his head though.
     
  12. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Eric seems very confident in his claim "my butthole is never going to be entered by any guy!" That's like Eric claiming "no one is ever going to pick me up like a shot-put and throw me into the sea". That is to say I imagine if someone wants to do either to Eric then I can't really see the ungrateful little guy having much say in proceedings.
     
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    Eric loves him some ALL CAPS.