Saw a baby bornded Saturday night

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  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    A while ago a pregnant friend of mine asked me if I'd help her out when delivery time came. Of course I said yes, her husband works in the oil fields in Africa and there was no way he could be here so it was a go. It was their 5th child (me and Mr G are godparents to the others). So the call came Saturday night around 11pm, and we had her in a hospital bed by 11:30

    I've never seen a child born before (from that angle :p) and it was amazing to say the least. The only way to describe it is to say it was a miracle. I felt like I was witnessing something brand new but as ancient as mankind. It was thrilling

    Everything went like clockwork. Mother and child are fine and we were home by 2am. They gave her an epidural, and afterwards some muscle relaxers to help her rest. Total cost(including doctors and hospital bed), around $12US

    :hat:
     
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    neg reps
     
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    Thats a cheap delivery.
     
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    Fucking neggers :facepalm:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Any of you ever seen a baby born? Bucket list that shit it was perfect
     
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    bornded :point:
     
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    You know that's what the world doesn't have enough of...blaek babies.
     
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    Yas, but Vybette was Cesarean.
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    when it goes right, all you do is catch it on the way out so $12 is about all it should cost.

    when it goes wrong and you have to shove your hand up inside to move things around the costs should be higher. also if you're going to stand at the receiving end never wear anything you can't stand to burn because some smells never come out of cloth no matter how much bleach you use. seriously you guys are nasty inside. nothing should ever go in there. its no wonder the kid comes shooting out. i would too.
     
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    Are you guys going to eat the placenta?
     
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    I was there for both my kids. I'm afraid to say anymore for fear of ridicule.
     
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    Babies are dumb.

    And they all come out looking like Winston Churchill. eww.

    BABY HATIN'!

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  14. GHP

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    We named her Michelle Obama :)

    And you probably did :up:

    Although I wasn't the "catcher," just a helper :p
     
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    Did she shit herself? That is glorious when that happens. How pink was her pussy?
     
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    Community stew get yer tickets now

    You bite the cord? :D
     
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    Did you know black babies are born white? True story :weird:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    No shitting, the doctor barely made it in time this went fast

    Shockingly pink :eek:
     
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    Don't let Nerd see it, or she'll kill it with a shovel.