Saw a legit GILF over the weekend

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  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    As a side gig, I am a professional wrestling ring announcer on the weekends. We tend to fill up our buildings w/ 400 to 500 fans per show. In an effort to expose the product to a larger audience, we put on a free, outdoor show downtown in the "pubs and restaurant district." We drew about 1,000 or so.

    I noticed this ONE woman. Older, w/ a great body (curves, not skin and bones). Tats on her right shoulder and short hair dyed different colors. She had to be in her mid-to-late fifties. She would not take her eyes off of me. I am legitimately a handsome man, but this chick made me blush. Had I not been married w/ children, I would have destroyed her (or she would have taught me something). I've always liked older women. I've found that they just know how to FUCK. The largest age discrepancy between me and a fuck-buddy is 18 years. I had JUST turned 21 and a 39-year-old piece-of-ass waitress at the bar where I was celebrating took me home. The woman knew how to please a man. The first, and only, woman to ever tongue my asshole. I admit, I didn't know what to think about it at the time, but hindsight helps me to appreciate her, and her efforts. I'm just glad I made it through my man-whore faze w/out any diseases.

    Any fellow Shedders bang people outside of their age bracket? Be a dear and give details.

    I really hope @monsoon responds to this thread. Spank-bank material for months.
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Awww. That's kind of you to say. But the tats were on my left shoulder.
     
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    Wonder if she had a big gray bush.
     
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    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I imagine it was dyed many different colors in keeping w/ her hairstyle.
     
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    Nice pic, faggit.
     
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    Did she look anything like @LaserTilt's old AV?
     
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    A good journalist always has his photographer and/or cameraman with him.:grad:
     
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    Now Mlaw knows what you do for a living. You're fucked.:lol::jj::funny::bounce:
     
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    The tats are a turn off for me.
     
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    I like women that know what they want & how to fuck. I don't ever want a virgin. I love women, not girls. older women know shit & that's sexy.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Aaaahh my old Av. :wub:
     
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    I know. My boner overrode my journalism synapses.
     
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    You know what? Yeah, just a bit older w/ shorter hair. I need to find out where that pic was taken.
     
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    As a side gig? You mean what Dawg pays you isn't enough to cover the bills?
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Sign me up.




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    What's with your new avatar? o_O
     
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    So hot. Got any pics for losers like me?
     
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    I wish Puppet. I was too busy feeling like a stud. Great rack on her. I don't normally go for short hair, but she pulled it off.
     
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