Saw a Midget Lady today

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  1. DogStar69

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    She had gray hair and was walking down the street with her fat stumpy legs. Midgets make me sad. (except for ungrateful ones like Eric) You don't see them too often either, I'm good for seeing one only once or twice a year.
     
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    i miss Hank :depressed:
     
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    Thread is worthless without pics! :dontcare:
     
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    Weren't you deaded from SFN? I believe I saw your name with a line through it with "Hater" in its place. :hilarious:
     
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    Just looks painful. Rubbed his damn face off.
     
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    My friend is terrified of any midget that can walk.
     
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    Midgets make me lol.
    They are nature's clowns.
     
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    Robin thinks he's hot. :crazy2:
     
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    She's SO right! :wub:
     
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    They have pug noses that distribute out the pressure evenly across the whole face so it is relatively painless.
     
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    I saw one of the Time Bandit actors in a cafe reading a newspaper.
     
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    We have twin girl midgets here around 20yrs old who are really pretty except they're midgets or maybe they're dwarfs I don't know
     
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    i hates that movie

    i met the last surviving munchkin (before he died) at Ozzy Smith's years ago. and I met Ozzy too.
     
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    peter dinklage:D
     
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    he's an angry elf
     
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    He was a good friend of Jackie's

    The munchkin I mean. And what happened to our AV's
     
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    We had a midget waitress serve us once in a diner.