Saw Artie tonight...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    He did about a 40-45 minute set, all in all he was really funny. He looks like shit, a little slimmer than at other times, but still sloppy. He was in sweat pants, a hoodie and t-shirt. His set started with a bit doing an Ozzie impression, about how he has to tour because Sharon and the kids keep shopping.

    Then he ragged on A-Rod. He did stories about being in the psyche ward and rehab, a pretty funny GPS bit, where he improvised with his MikeTyson impression. He did a Jeff the Drunk bit. Some other pretty funny stories. A few people yelled shit out, but he rolled with it. He said he misses the show and joking during Robin's news. He ragged on modern day mobsters and athletes.

    His opener was pretty good, I didn't get his name a because some drunk cunt by me was more interested in being an attention whore.

    The big surprise, for me anyway, was KC Armstrong did 8-10 minutes, very dirty and pretty funny. He's still hot

    There were no cringe worthy moments, the audience was real into it, looked sold out, at least the main floor and mezzanine. The tax were a gift, went with my brother, fun night. :hat:
     
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  2. BethSucks

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    Did he seem sober?
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    he wouldn't be funny if he was.
     
  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Good to hear, too bad he will be dead by this time next year...
     
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    KC!?!?!? Now I KNOW Artie is using.
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Oh and there was a 15 year old kid up front with his dad, and Artie told the kid "remember two words for a happy life, black pussy"-- that was a recurring bit.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    yes, he wasn't messing up, or slow, he was sharp with a few hecklers, on his toes

    I hope you're wrong

    KC was pretty sharp too, he verbally kicked some heckler ass
     
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    no shuli headlining? he's a headliner
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    He also did some bits about his gambling. My only previous experience I was listening to him the show, and on talk shows so I really didn't have high expectations so I was pleasantly surprised, fun night out.
     
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    All of those bits are pretty damn good, how do I know? Heard them innumerable times on the Artie Lange Show the past couple of years lol. I suppose it's hard not to go into those bits on air when you have hours to fill, especially if its a pertinent topic
     
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    Glad to know Artie helping out KC a little. We all know he's not gonna get any help from Stern.
     
  12. Lou Skunt

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    Glad to hear that Artie seemed sharp. Maybe he is on the wagon?

    Did you find any of these at Artie's show tonight? :c

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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    :giggle::afro: [videvideo]
     
  14. EmperorsNewCaps

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    This has been said now for so long I'm convinced Lange will outlive every one of us.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Sounds like a hacky bit to me, but then again, I never liked Artie.
     
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    KC hot? This is the fake story.
     
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    kc was on his show recently. i thought he looked really odd. puffy. roids i guess.
     
  18. John Smith

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    Here's a clip of that show. You're right, KC looks different, face definitely fatter, but my guess is it's just aging, and also a good sign that he's off the meth. (It was never confirmed he was using meth but anyone who remembers his call-ins to Howard when he was in southern California, taking apart TVs and putting them back together, knows he was doing the blue sky…)
    [video=youtube;8z7QecWyI3M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7QecWyI3M[/video]
     
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  19. killallposers

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    artie did an ozzie smith impression?

    did he do any of the classics?

    "shoot the ball, niggerrr"

    "i mean, sucking cock"

    "weird thing is, i was driving"

    "if you want to walk to st. louis one weekend"

    "she doesn't believe i'm god"
     
  20. Beth143nacho

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    dafuqduzdatmean?

    fuck Artie. Report back when he gets thru a set without mentioning stern