Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FrancesTheMute, Jan 1, 2012.
She's clearly insane. I have a lot of theories and comments about her after seeing that interview.
She has beautiful deep brown eyes, great smile and flowing dark hair. She is a music talent that plays piano as beautifuly as she sings. She sings from the soul and performs with passion. I am a big fan of hers and want to buy the Elisa powder blue flatbilled hat.....and support her in any way possible.
She has weird mannerisms. It looked like she was scowling at everyone and like she was pissed off and holding herself back from melting down.
I also thought that she sat like a man sits. Kinda weird and gross.
"She sat like a man?" It makes sense. Benjy is a queen. Howard is a queen. Benjy is painfully bad at his job, but Howard refuses to fire him because they both love cock.
People who have Howard TV are insane.
I don't...my *cough* *cough* friend has it.
I did buy a lifetime subscription, so I'm clearly at least 50 percent unstable.
....also thought it was weird when Howard asked her if she's slept with a woman and she said that she couldn't remember.
Anybody would remember something like that! She's nuts!
Okay, asked me if I've ever been to Chile..."Have you ever been to Chi..." No! You remember things like that. You know, where you've been, if you've had a same-sex sexual encounter, things like that.
She seems like the kind of broad who would try to burn all of your clothing or kill your dog if you dumped her. Total looney tunes.
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-Eliza's real name is Shlomo Degrasse Liebowitz
-She was a breech baby
-Eliza's professional music career began when she joined the band Cobra Starship
-Eliza was born with 9 toes and 11 fingers. Her 3rd pinkie finger was removed via surgery at age 16, but she will only wears closed toe or peep toe shoes as to not draw attention to her existing disfigurement.
-Eliza is fluent in Hebrew, Yiddish, Sanskrit, Aramaic and English
-Despite widespread rumor and alleged photographs, Eliza Jordana does not have a penis or testicles.
I have it. My cable provider is Megaupload. It's a package deal.
She certainly sits like she does. What women who doesn't have a mullet and a pick-up truck sits like that???