Saw hoodrats in action LIVE today

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Got out of the office and went to Jack In the Box for lunch today... got a sourdough jack with a medium curly fries and a DrP... minding my own business on a counter about 10 yards away from the register.

    Two successful and attractive African American girls come in and place their order, hanging around the front waiting for their food, speaking in the local vernacular...

    Postal worker walks in and has a word with one of the ladies about how she parked about 16" from his truck.

    0-100mph full monkey on the guy.

    "You come at me you come correct MOTHERFUCKER!!"

    To a probably mid 50s early 60s Asian postman that had the, perhaps misguided, idea to approach the woman and explain how she parked shitty. Which she did... I made a point to look.

    Manager of the store: "y'all please calm down... I'm going to have to throw all of you out of here."

    Precious: "Fuck YOU how 'bout that! I'm here to get mah food, I'll fuck all y'all up in here"

    Etc, etc.

    I never wished I had a concealed carry more than in those three minutes... the restaurant was nearly empty at the time, but had there been more... "support"... for her cause, it could have been one of those chair throwing WSHHP riots. I've never seen a situation escalate so needlessly, so quickly, in all my years.

    Anyway, I kept my mouth shut and just observed, but from here on out it's drive thru only at that JITB.

    Thank you.
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Did you yell "World starrrrr!"
     
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    Can't we all just get along?
     
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    glad you stayed safe J.
     
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    Thanks Obama!
     
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Apparently not.

    All I could think was, "how do people that act like this think they could ever better themselves??"

    I was just glad all the tinder of the powder keg wasn't in place at that point in time.
     
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    I fired a girl named Precious once
     
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    story is ok, but i only read through all of it 'cause of the jaitb curly fries.
     
  10. Satori Brah

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    They are more concerned about showing everyone how tough they are when nobody gives a shit
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm not sure that would have helped in that situation. :)

    Hindsight though, it might have been funny to do it.
     
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    You never said how it ended
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    White people problems.
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Its fucking lunch at Jack In the Box... "you gonna disrespect me at the muthuafuckin Jack in the Box mothafucka?!?!"

    Ponderous...
     
  15. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    They left and the postal worker said to the JITB manager that he needs meds to deal with these people on his route.
     
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    Very long post but I did read it. :brotha:
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    It's always in effect with those people. What a way to live...
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Excellent grammar, punctuation and fairly amusing IMO. :ucoffee:
     
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    Ain't that the truth
     
  20. acagirl98

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    scratch that safe comment