Say Goodbye to Chimneyland

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  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    http://forecast.weather.gov/showsig...&local_place1=&product1=Coastal Flood Warning

    HIGH SURF AND BEACH EROSION...BREAKING WAVES ARE EXPECTED TO
    BUILD TO 15 TO 20 FT ALONG OCEAN FACING SHORELINES BY LATE
    MONDAY INTO MONDAY NIGHT. THE DESTRUCTIVE WAVES ON TOP OF THE
    STORM SURGE WILL CAUSE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO COASTAL
    STRUCTURES NEAREST TO SEA LEVEL. AT THE SAME TIME...6 TO
    12 FT WAVES ARE POSSIBLE ALONG EXPOSED EASTERN AND
    NORTHEASTERN FACING PORTIONS OF LONG ISLAND SOUND...PECONIC
    BAY...AND NEW YORK HARBOR. THIS IS EXPECTED TO CAUSE MAJOR
    BEACH EROSION AND WASHOVERS. THIS WILL ESPECIALLY BE FELT FOR
    FIRE ISLAND COMMUNITIES SUCH AS FAIR HARBOR...OCEAN BEACH...
    CHERRY GROVE...FIRE ISLAND PINES AND DAVIS PARK.


    :yay: :cheer2:

    Hopefully... but usually most weathermen don't know a fucking thing.
     
  2. CAPTAIN KIRK

    CAPTAIN KIRK New Member

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    His wig must be spinning on his head..
     
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    The only thing that is important is can the bowling alley be saved.
     
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    :sgay:Howard's more concerned about Fire Island.:sgay:
     
  5. Herc

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    It escaped his head. Self preservation . . .
     
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    Is it like the Alien pod? Will it jump on someone else's head and infect them?
     
  7. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    I imagine that's how Beth will behave. Once Howard dies. Hopefully no Jew Billionaires show up to Howard's funeral. Or their fucked . . .
     
  8. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Unfortunately Artie's beach house may also be screwed. Ah well, collect that insurance!! :jj:
     
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    :pray: for the worst for chimney manor.
     
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    That house is on the market at last I heard . . .
     
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    x2

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    P.S. Will Beth be able to salvage her shoe and purse collection? Hopefully not . . .
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Yeah I saw that too.
     
  13. ClumpyStern

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    Too bad Robin already dumped hers (she did, right?) but Artie's still stuck with his. How fuckin' funny would it be to see nuthin' "out east" next week but seventeen chimneys sticking up through water with a seal sitting on top of one of 'em and some bowling pins floating nearby?
     
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  14. Herc

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    I heard that too. Cancer treatment bills must be a bitch to pay for. Every cent counts it seems . . .
     
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    Oh Christ! :jj:
     
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    Goods Well-Known Member

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    The real question is what does Howard's personal weatherman have to say about this? Anyone remember who he is? He should be twatted for some answers.
     
  18. Shithead

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    This might be the best chance yet that the Humpton's breaks off from Long Island and drifts towards Europe
     
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    The Dominican maids probably worked through the night moving the furniture upstairs. At their regular pay
     
  20. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Wish I knew how to photoshop. Take the statue of liberty scene from planet of the apes, put the roof of chimney manor in place of the statue with Howard riding Beth.........errr a horse in front of it.:cheer: