Say something nice about Crispus Attucks

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He never saw it coming.

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  2. Napoleon V2

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    American hero
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Absorbs musket rounds like a sponge.
     
  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    huh?
     
  5. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    He has a wife, you know.

    Incontinentia.

    Incontinentia Buttocks.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Probably does not regret that he had but one life to give for his country.
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
     
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    fucker made some great chicken and waffles.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely bitchin first name.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    He never ass raped me. That's nice of him.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Indianapolis had or maybe still has a high school named Crispus Attucks. My high school played them in football one year. I was a sophomore and didn't dress for varsity so I didn't get to go. As you might have guessed, CA was all black. My little farm school teammates got eaten up and spit out by that urban assault team. Guys actually had bite marks where you could see the teeth marks in them. Guys had black eyes. Bloody scratches from their fingernails. They looked like they had been worked over by a street gang which may not have been far from the truth.
     
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    Crispus > Obama
     
  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    He did not have two capital letters and/or an apostrophe in his first name. :cool:
     
  14. Scott

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    If he were born today he'd be De'Qurispus Att'ukKks.