Say something nice about drug addicts...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I'll start ...

    I like the way they don't make eye contact with you.

    No one likes to be eyeballed. :thumbup2:
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Also, you really don't have to get them anything for birthdays, Christmas, etc.

    They know damn well they haven't gotten you or anyone else jack shit in years so they aren't expecting anything.
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    They hardly ever make shit threads :cheer:
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They keep the Narcan makers in business. Good for American pharmaceutical companies = good for America. :usa:
     
  5. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    they sometimes become iron man
     
  6. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    They have this magic gift where they never have to work, yet somehow make it through life, decades, with a roof over their heads, money for drugs, cell phone, etc.

    I have no idea how they do it.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What happened? Your mom get picked up by the police again? :console:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's called lying, cheating and stealing. Not that complicated.
     
  9. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    OMG

    the burn

    make it stop
     
  10. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    They all steal? No.

    Lying yes, but the majority of addicts aren't shoplifting Walmart and stealing car stereos. A few crackheads, yes...
     
  11. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    My bad, I'm sorry.

    Sometimes my posts can be TOO cutting and painful.

    It's a gift and a curse. :c
     
  13. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    they're human too! :bigcry:
     
  14. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    was it really necessary to put TOO in all caps?
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'd rather deal with a pothead than an alcoholic. :grad:
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yes. Yes it was. I had to make it clear to you that my posts can be THAT intense sometimes.

    It worked.
     
  17. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    any day!
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    pot is awesome
     
  19. sstressed

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    yeah right? i fell in love the 2nd time i smoked it.
     
  20. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    tell me that this video isn't generally accurate for a huge, huge % of pot smokers

    [video=youtube;uwQL9ZzJTX0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQL9ZzJTX0[/video]