Say what you will about Baltimore Mike, but...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, May 23, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    ... he's really fat and likes to imagine his male co-workers dressed up like girl scouts, selling big boxes of delicious cookies.

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    I see him as a disenfranchised white male
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I can guarantee that he's fully enfranchised.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Look at that chin beard... Looks like an old woman's bush
     
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    I see him going on a white male shooting spree at the hyundai dealership
     
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    head of a pineapple and cold dead eyes of a shark.
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    He's feared everywhere he goes.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    This isn't a hate thread. I love Baltimore Whatever-his-real-first-name-is.
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Mike is a Freudian example of just pure Id.
     
  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Mock him if you must, but, think about this: Mike makes more when he sells a Hyundai than when Schmoop sells an Oreck...plus, he doesn't work for his pa :hat:
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I for one do not care if he wants to suck a BBC or have gay sex with John Mayer...
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Right! I also applaud his quirks and his initiative.
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    That is why you are King...you see both sides of the perverted/cuckold coin.
     
  15. Divorce Chicken

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    I think you mean "engorged".
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Either way we fuckin'.
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Let's ask Mrs. BM if that is true...
     
  18. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    He's my favorite cuck on the internet.
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

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    this is a big weekend for car sales. good luck, bm