Say you have a girlfriend... (trick question)

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Say you have a girlfriend.

    She's highly educated, she's funny, she's sweet, she's super smoking hot, she loves to fuck. All in all, the perfect chick.

    BUT -- she has a horrible voice. Beyond Beth-level nails-on-a-chalkboard. She's completely unaware of this.

    Would that bother you?


    Asking for a friend.
     
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  2. thunderfist2112

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  3. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

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    If her voice was that annoying, I probably would have left before I found out all those other nice things about her.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Annoying voices drive me batshit crazy. Not sure what to tell you.
     
  5. Stretch5000

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    I imagine it eventually would at some point.
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    If you love her and she's "funny, sweet, hot and loves to fuck", ehhh who cares, UNLESS it's a Janice...:snicker:


     
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    Yeah...I know a lady here in town. The voice is bad....annoyingly bad. Deal breaker possibly for me.
     
  8. Josey Wales

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    As if anyone here is going to have a girlfriend. :haha:
     
  9. rogmar

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    It all depends if she talks loud,i hate women who have a lot of volume.Loud talking,attention whorish women get on my fucking nerves.
     
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    Yes.
    Looks won't last forever.
    That voice will only get worse.
     
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    It just might. How are her tits? :lawsy:
     
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    Punch her in the throat. Your welcome.
     
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    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

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    Too much maintenance. Id rather go to a chink rub shack and get a happy ending.
     
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    You would probably like it here.
     
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    No, nobody's perfect....There always is some little flaw you have to accept...Your friend will get used to it if it's meant to be
     
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    If you love her and want to be with her, Just wear ear plugs.
     
  17. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Keep her mouth stuffed with cock.

    Problem solved
     
  18. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Howard raised this issue in the 90's with regard to Donald Trump and all the hot European chicks with their annoying accents. This question is just a slight change and no it would not bother me.
     
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    Annoying voice. Hell no
     
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    Is she jewish?