Say you're in a movie theater with your lady.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    And right behind you guys is a row full of loud and rude people.
    Your lady turns around and says to the loudest chick, "Shut the fuck up! We're trying to watch this movie in peace!"


    What's your next move, nga?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I would eat my popcorn
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    hit the concession stand and bathrooms for a really long time...pretend to get lost for awhile, maybe play some Centipede in the arcade.
     
  4. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    sup nga
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    What movie is it?
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I'd start singing screamo like Lever. No one would dare come near me.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    187 on an under cove cop
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You're not applying for a job.
     
  9. Habit Forming

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    That new Superman and Batman movie coming out next year that has the world in a tizzy.
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I would hope my lady would have enough sense to ask me to say something to the loud people.
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I'd turn around and say, "I'm sorry. Bitches. Dis foo ain't got no respeck. Less fucker up!"
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I'll let you know.
    I have time to plan.
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I wouldn't be sitting there in the first place...and if lets say we were sitting there and agroup of teenagers sat behind us...we would change seats
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I wouldn't be out with anyone stupid enough to say "Shut the fuck up."
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what lady .. you don't have one :facepalm:
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Always carry around some watermelon jolly ranchers to distract the "loud and rude" people.
     
  17. boxers

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    what color are they?
     
  18. boxers

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    :jj:
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    What kind of woman would be stupid enough to tell a stranger to shut the fuck up? I'd bail on her. She deserves what she gets.
     
  20. Double Blizz

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    What did Clutch do to crazypreacher to make him photo shop fangs and use his pic as an av?