Say you're out and about with your lady having a lovely day. And MC Hammer walks up.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    He looks your lady square in the eyes.
    Waits for her to crack the slightest smile because she's thinking, "Oh shit! It's MC Hammer!"
    And cold slaps the shit outta her ass!!!!


    What's your next move, tough guy?
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    irrelevant to me cuz aint no black people live in Canader
     
  3. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Well...you cant touch him. :dontknow:
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Order a quarter pounder meal and hand Hammer a $10 bill.
     
  5. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    End thread here please.
     
  6. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I second that emotion.
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Please Hammer don't hurt'em
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    I'd ask him why he only slapped her once. I thought he was 2legit2quit.

    :dancin: