SCANDAL! Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson with Married Director

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  1. My Balls Itch 2

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    Never thought this chick was hot.
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20614660,00.html
     
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    Wow.

    What a gay thread.
     
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    Completely shocking.
     
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    WTF.

    No vids or pics?

    Who the fuck are you talking about anyway?
     
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    She's a dirty whore :ugnite:
     
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    bitch looks like an utter stiff in bed

    just my type :c
     
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    I will fuck her until she's cheerful.
     
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    She has the body of a young boy. Maybe Rupert Saunders likes little boys and was unable to resist Kristen's boyish charms?
     
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    I wondered how she got the part?
     
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    chuckz loves her
     
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    You have to be cynical... I mean I get that she and that Pattinson guy were on set together for years, and shit happens, and all the external pressures for them to be together IRL for the fans, for $$$, for exposure, etc. That all had to be there.

    It doesn't mean that either of them were "the one" for each other or some such fairy tale. I think they both got trapped in a machine that was destined to churn them out in to some sort of "scandal" like this, but the fact of the matter is that they were doomed from the start.

    Full disclosure: I've never seen a minute of a Twilight film, and never will.
     
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    Has anyone asked if he would prefer her with a cock?
     
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    The Rifftrax versions of each film are very funny :c


    [video=youtube;lC-QoeQixlw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-QoeQixlw[/video]
     
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    :jj:

    quite the post, sir. quite the post.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    i've seen 3 of her movies, and in all of them she was horrible. the best way i can describe it was awkward.
     
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    Look at the way she's tucking her thumbs and fingertips in and her overall posture. What an insecure, gawky, fragile child.
     
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    :facepalm: