Scared man calls cops on woman who wants a ton of sex

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  1. Shivvy

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    http://now.msn.com/living/0413-woman-demands-sex.aspx

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    ​A man is recovering in Munich after a nightmarish one night stand with a woman who he says wanted way too much sex. When he first attempted to leave the woman's apartment after several sessions of lovemaking, she insisted on doing it again, and as a police spokesman said, "Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment." After his generous compliance, the woman demanded "even more" and the terrified (and probably exhausted) man escaped onto a balcony and called the police. When police arrived, the lusty 47-year-old woman allegedly also propositioned the officers, who declined. She may now face charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.
     
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    oh shit i got a Schmoopy star :cheer:
     
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    :jj: Carolla says when there is a weird story, it inevitably came out of Germany or out of Florida
     
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    Wonder what she looked like. :scratch:
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    "lusty"
     
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    If she was a big ugly fatso I might be calling the cops too.
     
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    He kept banging her
     
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    I have an idea.
     
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    This is when the ole Donkey Punch comes in handy. Fucking amateur.
     
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