Scarlett Johannson took a perfectly good body and blew it up with a baby

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

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    Ah, the miracle of plastic surgery and makeup :c
     
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    Wonder what that rack looks like now.
     
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    She has always been "cute" and has very nice tits but I think it's her voice that makes her jackoffable
     
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    She ruined her looks when she opened her mouth and started talking.
     
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    I see a thin chick with a huge balloon under her shirt. You prefer Kim K?
     
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    She's fine..she'll bounce back..she is curvy and real, and you guys will have fap material once again..:facepalm:
     
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    They have greenlit an eventual Black Widow movie. She will have the best nutritionists and trainers money can buy. She'll be fine.
     
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    True. Disney turned Carrie Fisher into Princess Leia after looking like Jabba the Hut for the new Star Wars movie. Scarlett should be a much easier project.
     
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    can't wait to see how big those milk wagons will be after.
     
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    :eek::spit:
     
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    Attractive pregnant women are hot. Plump milky boobies and horny as hell. :)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Still looks good to me. I'm all in. :dontknow:
     
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    Attention broads: just cause you're pregnant don't eat like a cow. Its not an excuse to put the ice cream feedbag on. Yes you'll lose most of it but not all. Its that extra 3-4 pounds that makes a difference. Plus your tummy will look like a soggy lasagne noodles
     
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    fixed
     
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    I wish your mom posted here
     
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    Thanks for the negs Splash, makes me know you love me.