Scarlett Johansson is SO hot in a bikini!

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    Her whole asshole is hanging out.
     
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    Yikes - She needs to do a bit more running to get rid of that mess.
     
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    She's only like 5'3", not about to give swimsuit models any competition. Her pouty lips and big cans will have to keep her career alive for a few more years.
     
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    thighs a 2..
    face an 8..
    waist and boobs a 9
     
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    She needs Joe Pesci's advice:
     
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    her ass looked a lot better in the leaked nudes.
     
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    Jokes aside, her body is still hot... cellulite or not. But I never understood the hype. I'm not a fan of her face at all and big tits aren't THAT uncommon. When was the last time she carried a movie? Truth is, nobody's going to see The Avengers because of her.

    I bet we'd all be shocked by what she actually gets per film.
     
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    I don't know that she's ever been top billing or the main draw for a movie....she's usually paired up with some guy or some chick, but never the one they're banking on carrying the whole picture.....
     
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    Yeah, I thought of those Woody Allen movies but its always an ensemble cast....ah fuck it, she's still a dish, and thats all I need to know.
     
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    I thought of those movies because I just indulged in them a few weeks ago. They were very good. She's very delicious in Match Point.
     
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    She even fucks dudes with loose skin and old balls. See Sean Penn. Lucky bastard.
     
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    I never understand why people found her hot. She's not ugly obviously but I don't find her hot.
     
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    Mario?
     
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    Hugo Chavez likes his women lumpy.