Scarlett Johansson: It's Over Johnny

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Jeez. She got enough milk there to feed the whole kindergarten :wtf:
     
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    call me a fag. she is a hag
     
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    Yeah!

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    I loved her :bigcry:
     
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    she's a skag with decent tits. Let her go
     
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    You should make a pregnant pen giving birth to a cartridge of ink, hack!
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    :nojj:
    negged
     
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  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    she genearlly doesnt do it for me until she sexes it up in the few movie scenes i've seen her in. she knows how to do it. but again, just pics of her dont capture that & shes meh. & her body style may not recover very easily from a kid.
     
  13. Danas Boyfrien

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    You get more unfunny with each post, Woody Allen.
     
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  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    it's like if you had a retard kid and when he turns 10, a doctor tells you they've now discovered "Super Retardation" and your kid will get exponentially more retarded as he ages....
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm like a retarded fine wine.:crazy2:
     
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    I would nurse on those big blue veiny milk jugs til the cows came home.
     
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    thank god someone liberated those nude selfies from her phone a few years back
     
  18. wife is a whore

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    I heard her try to speak on Letterman a couple weeks ago, and it convinced me the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth is Ryan Reynolds' dick.
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Pics came from Ryan Reynolds phone, that is how the hacker got Blake Lively pics too.
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

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    She's almost 30 and about to shit out a kid. No thanks. Let's revisit this one when we know how well she rebounds from childbirth. In the mean time I'm going back to look at the thread with the Reggie kissing Nickelodeon chick.