scary stories thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by nastynaven, Jul 6, 2015.

  1. nastynaven

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    Ok so once these teenagers were hungry for a sandwich, so they went to a haunted cemetery. And the one kid was with his girl Becky and he was wearing a football jacket (varsity).

    And there was a black kid and every time he saw a grave he said "we don't mess around with this stuff in my neighborhood".

    And the one guy was a stoner who kept jacking off when everyone else was looking the other way. And the kids couldn't find a sandwich anywhere.

    And the one kid was like there is a legend about this place AND THEN A SCARY GHOST POPPED OUT!
     
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    Don't do this to me right before bed.

    Jerk
     
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    BRAA!
     
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    Story #2: the evil ghost

    Once there was a kid named randy. Randy brushed back his long brown hair in the wind. One time he was alone in a haunted house because he wanted a sandwich. He swore he saw something move in the next room

    Years later randy died for no reason and became an evil ghost. AND THEN A SCARY ZOMBIE JUMPED OUT!
     
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    Your bottom lip is very interesting to me
     
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    Id go through some real scary shit for a good enough sandwich.
     
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    I love scary stories
     
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    Skin is pervin on Naven
     
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    Look at it
     
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    I always go to a cemetery when I'm hungry for a sandwich.
     
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    I won't fight you for his lip. You can have it all
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Tell me another one, naven
     
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    You dick
     
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    What about the one where the couple is at the Drive-In , sharing a bucket of KFC, and the girl pulled out a fried rat?! :wtf:
     
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    Amateurs, ze vock out of here
     
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    one time a sandwich went looking for some pussy.

    he walked to the graveyard and found a ton of pussy