Ok so once these teenagers were hungry for a sandwich, so they went to a haunted cemetery. And the one kid was with his girl Becky and he was wearing a football jacket (varsity). And there was a black kid and every time he saw a grave he said "we don't mess around with this stuff in my neighborhood". And the one guy was a stoner who kept jacking off when everyone else was looking the other way. And the kids couldn't find a sandwich anywhere. And the one kid was like there is a legend about this place AND THEN A SCARY GHOST POPPED OUT!