Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FSFN, Jun 30, 2013.
...and you're their waiter. What do you do?
We don't have almonds
I say, 'sorry, we're not open yet, it's only 3 o'clock.'
We only have red meat.
You're not getting served until you take your scarf off.
Sorry we don't serve non grieving food.
You want me to take your scarf?
Make sure you tie your horse to the post outside.
Sir, please show a modicum of respect and kindly remove your hair hat.
I look them in the eye and ask if they prefer oil and vinegar or vinaigrette?
Tableside Lobster killing with a big Machete . . .
will your daughter be having dessert?
oh my....this is the tenses.
Should we wait for any of your blood relatives to arrive before you decide to order . . .
mr.imus, mr.pearlman, right this way.
"If you order like a pansie and ask for 'sauce on side' be forewarned that the French Chef will hock an escargot right into your portion"
i would be very polite and an excellent waiter and not let on that i know anything about them. but before i brought their food out, i would do bad things in it.
Ask them when Scott ostrosky will be joining them
Ask him if any one of his daughters will be joining them . . .
Sauce on side?