Scenario: Howard and Beth walk into a restaurant...

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  1. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    ...and you're their waiter. What do you do?
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    We don't have almonds
     
  3. ilovebacon

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    I say, 'sorry, we're not open yet, it's only 3 o'clock.' :facepalm:
     
  4. John

    John Member VIP

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    We only have red meat.

    You're not getting served until you take your scarf off.
     
  5. DogStar69

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    Sorry we don't serve non grieving food.
     
  6. knu3421

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    You want me to take your scarf?
     
  7. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Make sure you tie your horse to the post outside.
     
  8. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Sir, please show a modicum of respect and kindly remove your hair hat. :wigtip:
     
  9. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    I look them in the eye and ask if they prefer oil and vinegar or vinaigrette? :facepalm:
     
  10. Herc

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    Tableside Lobster killing with a big Machete . . . :coffee:
     
  11. knu3421

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    will your daughter be having dessert?
     
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    :ohnoes:oh my....this is the tenses.
     
  13. Herc

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    Should we wait for any of your blood relatives to arrive before you decide to order . . . :giggle:
     
  14. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    mr.imus, mr.pearlman, right this way.
     
  15. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "If you order like a pansie and ask for 'sauce on side' be forewarned that the French Chef will hock an escargot right into your portion"
     
  16. Robert Higgins

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    :hilarious:
     
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    i would be very polite and an excellent waiter and not let on that i know anything about them. but before i brought their food out, i would do bad things in it.
     
  18. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Ask them when Scott ostrosky will be joining them
     
  19. Herc

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    Ask him if any one of his daughters will be joining them . . . :giggle:
     
  20. Winston Ono

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    Sauce on side?