Conspiracy Scheduled sex

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  1. Flabo

    Flabo Well-Known Member

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    I got a friend who's been married to his wife for over ten years and they have a great sex life from what he tells me but they are on a schedule. He gets a BJ on Mon, and sex on Wed and Sat nights. They do divert sometimes if one of them has something to do, and sometimes do it more than the 3 times if it works out, the days/schedule are not set in stone.He claims that they use to argue and feelings got hurt when one of them would initiate and the other would not want to do it. This arrangement takes this problem off the table. He says that you make appt for doctors and dentists which is important for a healthy life, and sex is an important part of a relationship and you need to make time for that to keep the spark in your marriage.
    My question is does this seem like a good solution? Does it take the spontaneity and excitement out of sex? Would you like to know ahead of time you were getting laid that night? He says they flirt leading up to it, so it can be as fun as the spontaneity aspect. I kind of agree because I do feel bad when I try and put the moves on my wife and get turned down. Nothing worse than getting rejected by your significant other. What say you Dawgshed?
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Sounds hot.
     
  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I know the guy that used to have Tuesdays.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    If your in a relationship longer than 1 year all sex is scheduled


    Just wait for the two days per month your wife or gf is ovulating. The rest of the month expect celibacy.
     
  5. Calloused Shins

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    Pics of wife? Throw in email as well, pulease
     
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    do you have your pants down waiting for replies faggot?
     
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    If my schedule was 1 BJ, and 2 full a week, I would not be complaining about it being on a schedule.
     
  8. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Does she get anything on Mondays? Or is she just providing?
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    When three times a week is equal to a "great sex life" i should be in a nursing home or dead.
     
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    It sounds like she gets to swallow his load.
    Not enough?
     
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    It would be nice to get laid that much. I love my kids but they are professional cock blockers. I cant even get near my wife without the little one screaming.
     
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    I would still be married if I had that schedule.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    :jj:

    Silly men :fil:
     
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    That contract is the league minimum. I would hold out for a better one or dump her and test the free agent market!
     
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    i have set dates with each of my hands. mon-thur is left and friday/sund is right and I maybe bang the wife on sat night
     
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    When your friends wife goes away for work or vacation does she get him a temp to fill in for her?
     
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    My fav. day Ass tuesday
     
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    We good bro? :hole:
     
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    "Sodomy Saturday"s for me.
     
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    :gtfo: