Conspiracy Scheduled sex

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Flabo, Sep 26, 2016.

  1. Flabo

    Flabo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,746
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2015
    Messages:
    1,525
    Likes Received:
    4,651
    I got a friend who's been married to his wife for over ten years and they have a great sex life from what he tells me but they are on a schedule. He gets a BJ on Mon, and sex on Wed and Sat nights. They do divert sometimes if one of them has something to do, and sometimes do it more than the 3 times if it works out, the days/schedule are not set in stone.He claims that they use to argue and feelings got hurt when one of them would initiate and the other would not want to do it. This arrangement takes this problem off the table. He says that you make appt for doctors and dentists which is important for a healthy life, and sex is an important part of a relationship and you need to make time for that to keep the spark in your marriage.
    My question is does this seem like a good solution? Does it take the spontaneity and excitement out of sex? Would you like to know ahead of time you were getting laid that night? He says they flirt leading up to it, so it can be as fun as the spontaneity aspect. I kind of agree because I do feel bad when I try and put the moves on my wife and get turned down. Nothing worse than getting rejected by your significant other. What say you Dawgshed?
     
    Bobby Axelrod and babybear like this.
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,060
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,397
    Sounds hot.
     
  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    94,916
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    14,125
    Likes Received:
    40,348
    I know the guy that used to have Tuesdays.
     
  4. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,274
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2015
    Messages:
    17,941
    Likes Received:
    21,516
    If your in a relationship longer than 1 year all sex is scheduled


    Just wait for the two days per month your wife or gf is ovulating. The rest of the month expect celibacy.
     
  5. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,926
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    10,152
    Likes Received:
    17,362
    Pics of wife? Throw in email as well, pulease
     
    BobbyDigital likes this.
  6. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around Gold

    Reputations:
    38,097
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2014
    Messages:
    5,668
    Likes Received:
    5,536

    do you have your pants down waiting for replies faggot?
     
    Wangold and BobbyDigital like this.
  7. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,022
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2013
    Messages:
    3,198
    Likes Received:
    8,812
    If my schedule was 1 BJ, and 2 full a week, I would not be complaining about it being on a schedule.
     
  8. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

    Reputations:
    102,996
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2014
    Messages:
    18,576
    Likes Received:
    40,326
    Does she get anything on Mondays? Or is she just providing?
     
    tHISisKiSSeL and honestmaxx like this.
  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

    Reputations:
    50,909
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    52,000
    Likes Received:
    29,886
    When three times a week is equal to a "great sex life" i should be in a nursing home or dead.
     
    Bentknee likes this.
  10. fflowley

    fflowley Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,353
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2015
    Messages:
    195
    Likes Received:
    344
    It sounds like she gets to swallow his load.
    Not enough?
     
    Hal E. Burton and Bobby Axelrod like this.
  11. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    674
    Joined:
    May 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,264
    Likes Received:
    3,529
    It would be nice to get laid that much. I love my kids but they are professional cock blockers. I cant even get near my wife without the little one screaming.
     
  12. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

    Reputations:
    1,609
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,466
    Likes Received:
    3,453
    I would still be married if I had that schedule.
     
  13. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

    Reputations:
    102,996
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2014
    Messages:
    18,576
    Likes Received:
    40,326
    :jj:

    Silly men :fil:
     
    babybear likes this.
  14. tempetoro

    tempetoro Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,365
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    534
    Likes Received:
    1,350
    That contract is the league minimum. I would hold out for a better one or dump her and test the free agent market!
     
  15. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    174
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    12,756
    Likes Received:
    10,996
    i have set dates with each of my hands. mon-thur is left and friday/sund is right and I maybe bang the wife on sat night
     
  16. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    42,375
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    7,921
    Likes Received:
    21,818
    When your friends wife goes away for work or vacation does she get him a temp to fill in for her?
     
  17. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    43,694
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    32,710
    Likes Received:
    31,014
    My fav. day Ass tuesday
     
    hsdramaqueen and BobbyDigital like this.
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

    Reputations:
    -4,712
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    107,677
    Likes Received:
    38,675
    We good bro? :hole:
     
  19. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,377
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    9,305
    Likes Received:
    12,084
    "Sodomy Saturday"s for me.
     
    Brokenbad likes this.
  20. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around Gold

    Reputations:
    38,097
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2014
    Messages:
    5,668
    Likes Received:
    5,536
    :gtfo: