Schmappy is trying to extort me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by wife is a whore, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    I really don't want my account here deaded, but I also don't want that douche bag to have pix of my dick. It creeps me out that sick fuck would be fapping to thoughts of my dick in his mouth and my jizz all over his face.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Schmoopy you're a rude mother fucker you know that

    But you're cute as hell
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Classic schmoopy move.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should feel blessed that he took the time to write that out for you.
     
  5. DogStar69

    DogStar69 VIP Extreme Gold

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    He does that to all the guys here, don't worry you won't get deaded but send it to him to make his Christmas special.
     
  6. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Just send it to him, it will make your time here easier.
     
  7. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do what Mack does, use some other guy's cock.
     
  8. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    What a deviant he is.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Consider yourself lucky. Schmoopy just sent me this:

    NSFW

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  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    popeye :facepalm:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  12. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :jj: holy shit Popeye!
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Godammit why do I click everything
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    popeye is drunk
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I fixed the /spoiler tags :c

    Has there been a "Schmappy is trying to export me" spinoff yet?
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Brb
     
  18. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I gotta remember what that NSFW tag means. :facepalm:
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Really. Just Google image "mutant cocks", pick one and send it to Schmoopy- He just gets a thrill out of receiving cock pics.
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    Dis guy is nep reppin my balls off over here. This is like the 5th one.
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