Schmoopy At The Dentist

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  1. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    :c
     
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  2. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Smoopy drives an automatic.
     
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    I wonder if schmoopy holds up little smilie cards when the dentist asks him questions?
     
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    sounds like Tyson's camaro :c
     
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    oh man the stories i could tell about my sedated patients...
     
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    do tell
     
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    one guy told me how he likes his women to be groomed, and what kind of underwear he likes. lol

    another guy woke up, and made me stop. ''Doc i gotta ask you a question?"

    sure, i said

    "did you hear what I was just thinking?"

    my assistant and I look at each other, laughing, and I say "did i hear what you were just thinking?"

    "yeah, did you?"

    No, i said

    he breathed a sigh of relief, said Oh good, and went back to sleep

    i am afraid to know what he was thinking
     
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    :jj:
     
  9. HowieCalbo

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    I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking. :jerk:
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    that story was sooo funny. another guy was making fun of my boss for a good 10 minutes. I couldn't help but laugh.

    Finally i said "mr ray, do you have my phone bugged?"

    then ran out of the room in tears, i was laughing so hard
     
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    If you happen to be that sexy dentist I once groped, I would like to apologize.

    I was not myself Bye You.
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i was gonna get all mad at you for groping me, but then i realized you said "sexy"

    so it wasn't me :dontknow:
     
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    :facepalm:
    You'll always be sexy to me. Smart, sense of humor and caring. :hug:
     
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    :shucks: thanks!
     
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    Plus you fly around New York taking pictures. How can you not love that. :snicker:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :lol:

    6-speed manual transmission, Milton. :rolleye:
     
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    DFWTexan1975 The Saloon News Anchor

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    when you said open wide I thought you meant my legs :jj:
     
  18. Spazzmatazz

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    Do tell. We have all day. :D