Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TYSON, Dec 29, 2010.
Smoopy drives an automatic.
I wonder if schmoopy holds up little smilie cards when the dentist asks him questions?
sounds like Tyson's camaro
oh man the stories i could tell about my sedated patients...
one guy told me how he likes his women to be groomed, and what kind of underwear he likes. lol
another guy woke up, and made me stop. ''Doc i gotta ask you a question?"
sure, i said
"did you hear what I was just thinking?"
my assistant and I look at each other, laughing, and I say "did i hear what you were just thinking?"
"yeah, did you?"
No, i said
he breathed a sigh of relief, said Oh good, and went back to sleep
i am afraid to know what he was thinking
I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking.
that story was sooo funny. another guy was making fun of my boss for a good 10 minutes. I couldn't help but laugh.
Finally i said "mr ray, do you have my phone bugged?"
then ran out of the room in tears, i was laughing so hard
If you happen to be that sexy dentist I once groped, I would like to apologize.
I was not myself Bye You.
i was gonna get all mad at you for groping me, but then i realized you said "sexy"
so it wasn't me
You'll always be sexy to me. Smart, sense of humor and caring.
Plus you fly around New York taking pictures. How can you not love that.
6-speed manual transmission, Milton.
when you said open wide I thought you meant my legs
Do tell. We have all day.