Schmoopy digests encapsulated shoe polish to get high, that can't be good for him!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. RH Goatcabin

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    Discuss!

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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    You sure?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    What color? :rolleye:
     
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    I polish my shoes with Benzedrex. :crazy2:
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    My grandfather called boogs "shines" for years before I knew what it meant.
     
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    I hope the OP becomes decapitated during a horrific car accident over the holidays. :cheer:
     
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    He must shit wingtips every morning. This can't be good for him...
     
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    The OP's a Mod at a Pedo board. :facepalm:
     
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    I'm trying to help you...
     
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    I'd like to take a steel-toe boot to your skull. :jj:
     
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    Then die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    School paste was a gateway drug for schmoopy
     
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    Why do you hate me? :bigcry:
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Isn't school paste just flour and water?
     
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    He takes the liquid from aerosol spray cans of Right Guard and puts it in his pancakes. That can't be good for him.
     
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    ...and paste..
     
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    Did Elias animate your av? :mad:
     
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    Why the anger Schmoopycakes?
     
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    I wholly support this thread.