Schmoopy guess what?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I put together a vacuum yesterday all by myself =^_^=
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    I don't even know you anymore.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    Or before.
     
  4. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Did you give it to Mrs Chriza to use?
     
  5. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Bro, I thought you were about to give some ground breaking news like you were cat fishing that nigga.:facepalm:
    It would've been the best
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Holy shit. :facepalm:
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    will you take it to be repaired or chuck the fucker in the garbage and buy a new one in a few years?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No I specifically told her not to use it yet

    I wanna take it for the first drive :cheer:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You gonna let Mrs.Chriza use it at work? :funny:
     
  11. Teeney

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    This is not possible, you are not a trained professional.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    It looks like this :grad:


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  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Monk and Bye You couldn't even put the handle on their Oreck correctly and it only required making sure the switch is in the front and screwing in 2 screws.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Is that a good brand? :smile:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I think the owl measuring spoons you bought for your sister cost more.
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    It's a cheap bagless Dirt Devil. :console:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm sure it'll do the job though. :dontknow:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I hope so. I haven't vacuumed in months
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Schmoop do you have to throw them a sales pitch?
    What is yer deal closer?
    How do you sell the product to the consumer? And please share with us yer best pitch.:munch: