Schmoopy has never had a girlfriend and needs a hug today

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  1. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy watched the 2002 Miss Teen Carolina pagent on the local ABC affiliate and then convinced himself that he had dated the winner.

    Then he masturbated to guy on guy pornography.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Who?
     
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    Schmoopy doesn't like to be touched unless it's by a Rabbi.
     
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    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    or a well endowed man

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I've seen much bigger. He's no Matt Hughes IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    Chester:backlol:
     
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    rapist :backlol:
     
  10. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Schmoopy's a rapist too? Does he hang out with Shiv and AG? Sort of a little club?
     
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    He's a statutory rapist, not a rapist rapist
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Ah. Thanks for the clarification.
     
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    yep, he's admitted to 2 here.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/posts/8195451/

    it's a short read but he's admitted it in numerous threads
     
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    I think the second was rape rape.
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Yeah, the guy's a legit piece of shit. He also robbed his self proclaimed BFF blind(who is a quadriplegic).

    The guy's parents had to get a hold of smoopy's and tell them to keep their thieving piece of shit away from their kid.
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Jesus. :facepalm:
     
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    @Schmoopy you fucking creep. Im changing my av. Im not gonna advertise some jew turd rapist who cant sell vacuums.
     
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    Chester:backlol:
     
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    Ignorant and gullible fucks! No wonder Obama got elected twice!