Schmoopy has never had a girlfriend and needs a hug today

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  1. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy watched the 2002 Miss Teen Carolina pagent on the local ABC affiliate and then convinced himself that he had dated the winner.

    Then he masturbated to guy on guy pornography.
     
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  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Who?
     
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    Schmoopy doesn't like to be touched unless it's by a Rabbi.
     
  5. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    or a well endowed man

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I've seen much bigger. He's no Matt Hughes IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    Chester:backlol:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    rapist :backlol:
     
  10. Shart Garfunkel

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    Schmoopy's a rapist too? Does he hang out with Shiv and AG? Sort of a little club?
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    He's a statutory rapist, not a rapist rapist
     
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    Ah. Thanks for the clarification.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    yep, he's admitted to 2 here.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/posts/8195451/

    it's a short read but he's admitted it in numerous threads
     
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    I think the second was rape rape.
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase VIP

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    Yeah, the guy's a legit piece of shit. He also robbed his self proclaimed BFF blind(who is a quadriplegic).

    The guy's parents had to get a hold of smoopy's and tell them to keep their thieving piece of shit away from their kid.
     
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    Jesus. :facepalm:
     
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    @Schmoopy you fucking creep. Im changing my av. Im not gonna advertise some jew turd rapist who cant sell vacuums.
     
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    Chester:backlol:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Ignorant and gullible fucks! No wonder Obama got elected twice!