Schmoopy, have you ever considered purchasing the services of a prostitute?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by FatKidSullivan, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Three and a half years is a long time to go without having sex. Why not order up a call girl and have some fun? What do you honestly have to lose? You two could drop Drist' and screw all night long.
     
  2. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I suppose this would be a bad time to mention that if I sleep with one more girl in by tomorrow afternoon I will tie my record for most girls slept with in a one week period
     
  4. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    ALERT!
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  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    different girls?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :weird:

    No, the same girl in a variety of masks
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: good one brah.....didn't realize we were back in high school bragging about banging chicks. carry on.
     
  8. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Stoopy's ocd wont let him touch girls
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :rolleyes: I will probably go the next 6 months without getting my dick wet, let me have my moment in the sun cockface
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Is that why you were looking for Dalepie earlier? :c another notch?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I wanted to ask her to smell my fingers :c
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Make her jealous :lo5:
     
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    yeah man, go get you some squish.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy is scared of women.
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Will Schmoopy ever address this? :dontknow:
     
  16. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    this is schmoopy...i stole it from chriza.
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  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Your avatar made me lol. That's the only way MZ's gonna be back on here at Dawgs haha.






    Casper the TARP-friendly Ghost
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Ah, Chriza, boy slut!!!!!~
     
  19. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Yeah I bet he has the Herps. :lol:
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Any sexual desire a women has evaporates upon meeting schmoopy.