Schmoopy, Have You Taken Your Caddy In For Any OF GM's Recalls?

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    There's a shitload of recalls now...check your VIN, and make sure to call your dealer's service department.

    https://my.cadillac.com/web/portal/_warrantyandrecalls

    You're like a national treasure, Schmoop. Except instead of the nation, you're only a treasure here at Dawg's. Well, not all the site...mostly just in the bar. OK, well, not the entire bar, as most of the women here wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire, which is a very real possibility if your ignition is fucked-up and you crash. And then again, most of the guys here hate you too, because you run off many of the hot women in the bar, with RM being your latest victim. So I guess that just leaves Dawg and me, but then again, you're a lifetime member, so Dawg wouldn't give half a fuck if you were to die in a fiery car accident. So I guess that really only leaves me...but then yet again, you called me an ignorant libtard last week, and really hurt my feelings.

    So upon further review, don't even sweat this...you're going to live forever, buddy!
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Schmoopy will outlive us all.
     
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    Cookie and One Eyed Pappy would pretend to be sad, but secretly they'd be relieved.
     
  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    So, would you, Frannie?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Would I what?
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Would you piss in Schmoopy's mouth, if his teeth were on fire?
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    snoopy
     
  9. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Not unlike a cockaroach
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    That's an odd question and I can't come up with a creative answer.

    I don't really picture a scenario where this would be the life-saving thing, but I would help the guy the best that I could if he were in danger and I was within the vicinity to offer rescue.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    His 40th was a shocker
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    You are simply just too goddamned nice for words!


    http://www.123greetings.com/cute_cards/hugs/hug7.html
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    It has nothing to do with nice. I realized a while back that my existence is worthless so I vowed to spend the rest of my life helping people whenever I could. I'm not going to live like a monk and give all of my money away(while I'm alive anyway), but if there's someone around me who needs something or is down on their luck I'm going to help. If there's someone in danger and I can sacrifice my life to save theirs, I'm going to do it because odds are they have more to live for.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're taking this pretty seriously, Franny.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Actually, that sentiment would be more like me not giving a fuck. :dontknow:
     
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    I havent had any recalls on my Elantra :dontknow:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Nope:tadah::sd:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Probably:mad:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Because they don't care about the cheap fucks that bought that piece of shit.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    It makes me happy to know that you'll be entertaining and messing with people long after I'm dead. :angel: